THE GRIEF CYCLE.
STABILITY. It’s fine okay it’s totally cool I mean I only ship Faberry in fanon like they are beautiful but I don’t actually want them to happen on the show!!!!!111! RIB would just screw them up okay I’m totally calm I’ll just sit with my Photoshop and fanfiction and be happy
IMMOBILISATION. I cnnaot mOVE aoaklsdjg oh ym god FABERRY IS REAL OH MY GOD they have to happen oh my god I CANT BREATHE hwhat do i DO how do I live with them being real okay wHAT
DENIAL. No okay shut up Faberry is real okay what are you talking about IT’S ALL THERE!!!!! oh my god look see it’s Ryan Murphy’s conspiracy theory and it’s all gonna be okay and we have nothing to worry about and we’ll be FINE look Dianna and Lea are totally in love your argument is invalid just admit that they’re real okay THEY ARE TOTALLY REAL
ANGER. WHAT THE FUCK RIB WHAT THE FUCK HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO US HOW CAN YOU CREATE SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL ONLY TO KEEP IT A FANTASY FOR THE FANDOM OH MY GOD FINN WHAT A DOUCHEBAG WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD EVERYONE IS SO RUDE THIS IS SO RUDE COME ON QUINN FABRAY AND RACHEL BERRY BELONG TOGETHER I ACTUALLY CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU DON’T SHIP FABERRY SO I DON’T SHIP YOU/LIFE
BARGAINING. Well I mean I can be okay with Faberry not happening if they’ll just let Quinn admit she’s gay. You know what you’re right I TOTALLY madethat moment up in my head I can be okay with Faberry not being real as long as Finn makes Rachel happy and apologizes for all of his bullshit and I can be okay as long as Quinn and Rachel are both happy and hey maybe they can be friends????
DEPRESSION. a fucking BUCKET FOR MY CREYS I can’t live I can’t breathe I have no reason to be alive anymore DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND it’s OVER everything is just OVER I AM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE HEART there is no point in going on if Quinn Fabray and Rachel Berry aren’t together I just don’t understand WHY can’t they be REAL??? I AM GONNA COMMIT it’s over my life is OVER I am literally SOBBING okay WHY GOD WHY WOULD YOU MAKE FABERRY SO BEAUTIFUL WITHOUT LETTING THEM BE TOGETHER
TESTING. Maybe I can live through this. Maybe if we tweet Ali Adler and Brad Falchuk enough and win a poll we can fight our way to the top. Maybe it will all be okay! Maybe fanfics will be enough to help me through this.
ACCEPTANCE. THIS STEP NEVER COMES IN THE FABERRY SHIPPER’S GRIEF CYCLE BECAUSE WE’RE ALL MASOCHISTS WHO HATE OURSELVES AND WILL NOT BE OKAY UNTIL FABERRY GETS MARRIED AND HAS BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN TOGETHER sorry bye